Fighter Pilots – SNL

Fighter Pilots – SNL

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>>> MORNING, PILOTS, THIS IS THE SQUAD LEADER, WE'RE ABOUT
20 MINUTES FROM JOINING UP WITH THE SOUTH KOREAN SQUADRON.
SINCE WE WERE FROM DIFFERENT BASES, GO AHEAD AND INTRODUCE
YOURSELF, SQUAD. I'M WILD CARD.
>> SIDEWINDER. >> VIPER.
>> CLOWN PENIS. >> PILOT, GOT A LITTLE STATIC,
YOU MIND REPEATING THAT CALL SIGN AGAIN?
>> SURE, CLOWN PENIS. CLOWN LIKE THE CIRCUS, PENIS
LIKE YOUR PENIS. LOVELY DAY TO FLY, HUH, BOYS?
>> THAT NAME AGAIN? >>> YES, I AM SAYING CLOUD
PENIS. >> A CALL SIGN IS VERY SERIOUS.
WHEN AN ENEMY SEES ME ON HIS TAIL, I WANT HIM TO FEEL THE
SAME WAY YOU WOULD FEEL IF A CLOWN SHOWED YOU HIS PENIS.
CONFUSED, UNSETTLED, AND VERY, VERY SCARED.
REST ASSURED, IF YOU SEE A CLOWN PENIS, ME OR AN ACTUAL CLOWN'S
PENIS, THIS JUST AIN'T YOUR DAY. SO HONOLULU, HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT SAYING CLOWN PENIS NOW? >> STILL WEIRD, OVER AND OUT.
>> YEAH, I HAVE HEARD WORSE CALL SIGNS.
I FLEW WITH A PILOT IN ACADEMY NAMED MR.
KICKASS. >> MIGHT WANT TO CHANGE THAT TO
MR. CORNYASS. >> GUYS, LET'S WATCH OUR
LANGUAGE OVER THE COMMS, PLEASE. WE'RE IN THE AIRFORCE, NOT THE
SEVENTH GRADE. CLOWN PENIS, OUT.
>> COPY THAT, OKAY. LET'S SWITCH UP TO STEALTH
FORMATION, CONFIRM NEW POSITION, OVER.
>> RIGHT WING HIGH. >> LEFT WING LOW.
>> UNINTENTIONALLY UPSIDE DOWN. DON'T KNOW HOW I DID THIS.
BUT IT'S HAPPENING. >> CLOWN PENIS, DO YOU NEED SOME
HELP CORRECTING THAT INVERT? OVER.
ALL GOOD NOW. JUST A LITTLE OLD NINE SECONDS
OF SHEER ABJECT TERROR. THAT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN, FELLAS,
SINCERELY YOUR PAL, CLOWN PENIS. >> OKAY, WE'RE GOING TO RUN A
PURSUIT DRILL HERE. INCREASE SPEED AND CLIMB TO
50,000 FEET. OVER.
>> YOU HEARD HER BOYS, ENGAGE THOSE AFTERBURNERS.
>> THEY'RE WORTH THAT PRICE TAG. >> SIDEWINDER TO WILD CARD, I
DON'T SEE CLOWN PENIS IN FORMATION.
OVER. >> COPY THAT, CLOWN PENIS, WHAT
IS YOUR CURRENT POSITION? >> HARD TO TELL, AND IT LOOKS
LIKE WHERE SPACE STARTS. I MAY HAVE TO FALL OUT OF THIS
DRILL, BOYS. IT MAY TAKE A WHILE TO FIX.
IN FACT, I JUST SAW A SATELLITE, AND THERE GO THE ARMS — I'M
DEFINITELY IN SPACE, FELLAS. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, CAN'T GET
WORSE THAN THIS. >> RODGER THAT CLOWN PENIS,
WE'LL ALERT GROUND OF YOUR SITUATION.
>> NEVERMIND, GUYS, IT GOT WORSE.


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