Rectix – SNL

Rectix – SNL

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>>> WE ARE GOING TO GET SOME LEMONADE SO YOU TWO BEHAVE.
>> OKAY. >> WELL, I'LL TELL YOU THAT
EMILY IS GREAT. YOUR MOM AND I REALLY LIKE HER.
>> THANKS, POP. >> SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND, SON?
>> ACTUALLY, YEAH. I'M A LITTLE EMBARRASSED TO SAY
THIS, BUT LATELY I'VE BEEN HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE
PERFORMING. >> YOU MEAN ERECTILE
DYSFUNCTION? >> HAS IT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?
>> SURE HAS. IT HAPPENED TO ME A LOT.
BUT THEN I FOUND OUT ABOUT NEW RECTIX.
>> WHOA, THAT PILL IS MASSIVE, HOW DO YOU EVEN SWALLOW THAT
THING? >> HA HA, YOU DON'T SWALLOW IT,
SON, YOU INSERT IT LIKE AN SUPPOSITORY, AND TRUST ME, IT
LOOKS. >> SO YOU PUT THAT THING —
>> IT DIDN'T LIKE ORDINARY PILLS.
IT CAN STOP ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION DEAD IN ITS TRACKS.
>> AND IT JUST DISSOLVES UP THERE?
>> NO, NO, THAT'S THE BEST PART, SON, IT STAYS PUT FOR AS LONG AS
YOU NEED IT TO WORK AND EVEN COMES WITH AN ATTACHED LOOP SO
YOU CAN RETRIEVE IT WHEN YOU'RE THROUGH.
>> SO IT'S A BUTT PLUG. >> WHAT?
NO. IT'S A PILL.
>> RECTIX. THE ALL NATURAL, FAST-ACTING
MALE ENHANCEMENT PILL. >> DAD, DOES MOM KNOW ABOUT
THIS? >> WELL, IT WAS ACTUALLY MY
IDEA. I WAS AFRAID YOUR DAD WOULD
NEVER GET AN ERECTION EVER AGAIN.
>> ONE NIGHT YOUR MOTHER SAID, LAY BACK, LET'S TRY SOMETHING.
I REMEMBER ASKING, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING BACK THERE?
>> I TOLD HIM, JUST RELAX AND BREATHE.
>> I SAID, WHAT IS THAT, LIKE A PILL OR SOMETHING?
>> AND I SAID, SURE. >> AND IT WORKED.
IMMEDIATELY. >> OKAY, I GOT IT, DAD.
>> I TRIED OTHER METHODS. >> BUT NONE OF THOSE THINGS
WORKED LIKE RECTIX VIBRATING PILLS.
>> WAIT, SO IT VIBRATES TOO? >> OF COURSE IT DOES.
WHAT DID YOU THINK, THAT IT DOESN'T?
>> YEAH. >> WELL, IT DOES.
YOU KNOW WHAT, SON, WHY DON'T YOU BORROW MINE?
>> EW, NO. >> RELAX, HONEY, IT'S CLEAN.
EVERY PRESCRIPTION OF RECTIX IS 100% DISHWASHER SAFE.
>> IT'S A BUTT PLUG. >> IT'S A PILL.
>> THIS LEMONADE IS AMAZING. >> DON'T PUT YOUR MOUTH ON THAT!
>> SIDE EFFECTS MIGHT INCLUDE SLIGHT DISCOMFORT, EXTREME
DISCOMFORT, AND A SHIFT IN POWER DYNAMICS.
>> WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU? >> RECTIX.
>> OH, MY GOD. >> IT'S A PILL.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]


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