Weekend Update: Nancy Pelosi Prays for Donald Trump – SNL

Weekend Update: Nancy Pelosi Prays for Donald Trump – SNL

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>> THIS WEEK NANCY PELOSI WAS ASKED IF SHE HATES PRESIDENT
TRUMP. HERE TO COMMENT, NANCY PELOSI.
>> THAT JOURNALIST REALLY GOT UNDER YOUR SKIN WITH THAT
QUESTION. >> YOU NEVER KNOW WHO IS
SELF-IDENTIFYING AS A JOURNALIST THESE DAYS.
THAT WORD DOESN'T MEAN WHAT IT USED TO.
THANK YOU FOR THE LIVELY DEBATE. BREITBART, RYAN SEACREST.
>> YEAH. ANOTHER REPORTER ALSO ASKED IF
YOU FELT BAD PUTTING THE COUNTRY THROUGH WHOLE IMPEACHMENT
PROCESS. >> EVERYBODY NEEDS TO
UNDERSTAND, I AM NOT IMPEACHING TRUMP BECAUSE I HATE HIM.
I'M IMPEACHING HIM BECAUSE OF RULES.
LOOK. I DIDN'T WANT ANY OF THIS.
REMEMBER, IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT WE'RE IN THIS POSITION.
IT IS TRUMP'S FAULT. IT IS NOT THE LIFEGUARD'S FAULT
FOR EVACUATING THE POOL. IT IS THE RICH KIDS WHO TOOK A
DUKE IN THE DEEP END. >> YOU SAID THAT YOU PRAY FOR
TRUMP. DO YOU ACTUALLY PRAY FOR TRUMP?
>> YES. I PRAY FOR HIM ALL THE TIME.
I'LL DO IT RIGHT NOW. IF HE HAS TO BE PRESIDENT,
PLEASE MAKE HIM A LITTLE BETTER AT ANY OF IT.
TAKE HIM. NOT TO HEAVEN OR ANYWHERE.
JUST SOMEWHERE ELSE, AND JUST, I DON'T KNOW.
KEEP HIM THERE FOR A WHILE. MAMA NEEDS A BREAK.
LORD ALMIGHTY, TEACH HIM YOUR VALUES.
HELP HIM UNDERSTAND THE GOLDEN RULE.
WHAT IT MEANS, AND THAT IT'S NOT A SEX THING.
GOD HELP HIM WITH HIS CARES, LIKE HELP HIM TO HAVE THEM ABOUT
ANYONE OR ANYTHING. HERE'S AN IDEA.
MAYBE PLACE A CURSE ON HIM LIKE IN THE MOVIE "LIAR LIAR," WHERE
HE IS FORCED TO TELL THE TRUTH FOR JUST ONE WEEK.
COME ON, LORD, EVEN YOU KNOW THAT'D BE FUNNY.
>> THESE PRAYERS ARE A LITTLE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE.
>> NO, NO. SOME OF THEM ARE AGGRESSIVE,
AGGRESSIVE. >> PLEASE WATCH OVER THE TRUMP
ORGANIZATION BEING RUN BY ERIC. YIKES!
PLEASE HEAL THE REPUBLICANS IN THE SENATE WHO ALL TRAGICALLY
LOST THEIR BALLS. AND SPECIFICALLY, PLEASE BLESS
LINDSEY GRAHAM WITH A BABY THAT'S BLACK AND GAY.
>> NANCY PELOSI, EVERYONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]


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